• It’s Not ALL Their Fault!

    Are Americans going to remember all the Republicans that helped craft a debt-ceiling policy that purposely gave the obama administration and the progressive liberals the power to destroy our military?

    When will we  hold accountable all the liars and cowards on the right?

    Why do we allow any politician to abrogate their responsibility to other individuals, or an unanswerable, at times unelected, “committee’ or “commission?”

    We elect representatives to do the job of making decisions. When these chickenshit, powerhungry turds decide making the right decision might be tough, or even cost them (what they think is their lifetime appointment) their job, they run out and give their authority, which we bestowed upon them through virtue of our sacred vote, to a corrupt panel of highly paid insiders.

    When the left wanted to decimate the military and close bases, they knew they would have trouble, so they turned to “base closing commissions”, (1) so they could claim their hands were clean while communities and our military were damaged.

    In the run-up to the Iraq war, the Congress, in which sole authority to declare war resides constitutionally, knowing the problems we faced, and having voted unanimously under Clinton to remove Saddam Hussein, instead of voting for war, they voted for HJR 114, (2) in what seems to be an outrageously unconstitutional act, a resolution giving the President the right to go to war, AT HIS DISCRETION.

    Of course, as soon as Bush used his newly created power, he was attacked from all sides by the cowards that gave him their authority. Hillary Clinton had the stones to claim that she should not be held accountable for her vote, because it didn’t mean what it said. Even though her husbands administration had called for war with Iraq years before Bush did, and she gave strong support to HJR114. (3)

    Now we’ve had a debt raising showdown, replete with conservative cowards, like John Boehner, who had no problem giving up Americas defense for the sake of looking bi-partisan. Instead of standing up for what Americans know was right, Boehner made a deal that was guaranteed to fail, because failure gave the progressive enemies what they have always wanted, the gutting of the military. (4)

    Thankfully, being the liars and cheats they are, they left a 14 month period of time between the failure and the implementation of the trigger. During this time, we will hear the soon-to-be-removed president rail against Republicans for causing this problem. Never mind that his party has not passed a constitutionally required budget for over two years.

    With the awakening of the TEA party, whose long, apathetic nap led to these problems, we should be able to elect adults with more realistic solutions.

    It won’t happen if we keep re-electing the cowards that put us here. While you’re drinking your TEA, look at the past record of your representative, not just what he did this last year to make you feel good. Look at the totality of their votes, the ones they took right after being elected, the ones they figure you forgot.

    And try not to fall asleep again.

     

    (1)     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Base_Realignment_and_Closure

    (2)     http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c107:H.J.RES.114:

    (3)     http://listenhillary.org/article.php?id=762

    (4)     http://www.economist.com/node/21525446

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • First Lady or First Czar?

    When did the Presidents wife, known for nothing other than servicing the President, (except Mrs. Clinton), become anything other than a White House tour guide, a la Jackie Kennedy?
    When is the Congress going to cut off all funds for any project these unelected concubines seek to steal from the American taxpayer?
    If the position of First Lady is anything requiring the spending of one dime, than they should have to run for it separately, and it should not just automatically be the Presidents wife.
    If these women are going to spend millions of taxpayer dollars, shouldn’t they be vetted? Or is sleeping with an elected official all it takes?
    Hillary Clinton, Americas most famous political prostitute, had absolutely no experience in anything but having sex with Bill Clinton, (at least once as evidenced by the existence of Chelsea, although, without a DNA test, I doubt it), and destroying all the women who actually seemed to enjoy having sex with Bill Clinton, or those he  assaulted or raped, like Kathleen Willey and Juanita Broderick, yet she was put in charge of trying to take over the health-care industry! Is that the only experience needed to spend hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars without oversight?
    When will Elliot Spitzer’s, (better known as Client Number 9), girlfriend run for office? With her resume, she is a shoe-in!
    What has Michelle Obama done in her life, besides being forced to give up her law license and sleeping with obama, (when Larry Sinclair wasn’t available)?
    Did anyone vote for this woman, who is now trying to tell all Americans how to raise their children?
    Why should anyone listen to her, and why has no one had the stones to stand up and tell her to STFU about anyone else’s family but her own?
    When are we going to do something about this most corrupt usurption of Presidential power by America haters and sperm recepticles?
    There should be no “Office of the First Lady.”
    If that is to continue to be an official position, then any woman should have the right to run for that office, it should not be relegated to inexperienced housewives with no oversight over their outrageous intrusions into Americans lives
    When will someone stand up and tell these miserable power hungry scabs that their only job in life is to warm their husbands bed. If they want to run an office, let them run for that office.
    Or, let their ELECTED husband pay, personally, for their mindless excursions into irrelevance, and all the trappings, travel and office personnel their hobbies entail.
    Congress should immediately pass legislation that strips all official duties other than the traditional protocol duties from the unelected wife of any President, now and in the future.
    Or, they should define the position of First Lady, and make it an elected position.
    I vote for Ann Coulter.
  • Cookie and Princess, A Wall Street Story

    DSCN0796Princess running security check

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    We didn’t realize it until recently, but we have had Cookie, an Occupy Wall Street participant, protesting in our home for over a year now, and we just don’t see it ever coming to an end during her lifetime! The funny thing is, a year before the little OCCUPIER came to live with us, her younger half sister, Princess, a stone “work-and-reward” Capitalist, moved in.
    They couldn’t be more different!
    I grew up with mid-sized to large animals, mostly Labs and German Shepard mixes. I never gave much thought to little dogs, and Yorkshire Terrriers are slightly smaller than them, but with the same enthusiasm!
    Cookie, the 3 1/2 to 4 lb’er, grew up in a group home, one of five mouths, untrained for 14 months, living by how loud and often they had to complain to get results.
    Princess, who weighs in at about 6 lbs now, was a sickly five weeks old when we, (my girlfriend, actually), were offered the opportunity to rescue her from a well-intentioned, but incapable, first-time home breeder. The other pups from her litter hadn’t survived.
    With careful attention and care, Princess survived and grew healthy.
    She is very smart, and learned, as do most children of responsible parents whether foster or natural, the basics of life. These included toilet etiquette, sitting, standing, coming when called, putting away their toys, and sharing sleeping quarters without being a nuisance.
    She learned through love, reinforcement and reward. Tiny tasty bits and an encouraging word can do wonders. Soon, she was playing and retrieving items. Now, without reward, she sits in front of me and growls to go out in back when necessary. In the morning, she walks up the length of my body, stands on my chest or back, and pokes me in the nose with her nose, for the same purpose.
    We made demands, and paid for them, she wanted the pay and carried out the demands. She learned the basics of capitalism. She gets paid to perform a service.

    Happily, it seems.

    Alittle help with my hair, here!Princess, left, and Cookie

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    Her half-sister Cookie, on the other hand, learned to protest for everything until she met us in her 14th month of life. Two months older than Princess, she hadn’t the basic knowledge of bathroom etiquette or protocol. She had learned that five loud yammering voices would eventually be fed the basics so they go away. Or, I learned, one smart enough to run a con! She unfortunately had never had anyone teach her to play! No playing, no rewards in her life.
    Over time, she learned the reward system, and the basic bathroom protocol. She relieves herself outdoors, she gets a cookie. Due to the difference in effort required, both get a “better” cookie for #2! Princess will not lie to me. If I offer her a #1 cookie, if that is what she did, she takes it. If not, she politely turns her head, and I give her the #2 cookie. Over time, investigation has proven she never lies!  Cookie, on the other hand, being a little entitlement liberal, has no problem trying to con me into thinking see deserves more than she does!  She tries to refuse the #1 cookie, and tries to act like she did #2! (She doesn’t realize her own natural excitement screws her every time! When she really does #2, she is just about flying of the ground she is so happy! When she is lying, she just acts a little excited, not the same at all!) Sometimes, When she thinks I’m not looking, she goes into the yard, and runs back in, “telling” me she went #1, and demands a cookie! In a 5 minute running and pacing dialogue of growls, toe pokes and barks!

    When Princess gets rewarded for fetching her ball, Cookie demands a treat, also. Never runs, moves or works for it, just demands it because we, the 1%,  have it.

    No, I don't need help with this, thank you!Cookie wants free stuff for staying in bed!

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    Apparently, Cookie is the 99%! (Except that, as I said, she has learned appropriate bathroom etiquette, something that escapes her nationwide street brethren).
    12/11/14 EDITORS UPDATE! I’m happy to say, even though Cookie has no idea why she is running, she runs alongside as Princess is retrieving the ball, and comes back for her cookie! CAPITALISM WORKS! EVEN FOR A DIE HARD OCCUPIER!